247952`s Tales by Jessefan1 Book Number 1

Book Number 1 Characters:
Narrator: Tim

247952: Jesse Fan

Order Of The Command Block: Order: Female Axel

Jesse The Pig Master: Olivia

Spongebub007

Georgia3904: Petra

Domitron3: CaptainSparklez

Charles12310

Policiamalo: Lukas

Becky

Becky`s Mother

Becky`s Father

Nohr

Griefer #1 A White haired girl with the red shirt

Griefer #2 A guy with the blue shirt

Griefer #3 A White haired girl

Griefer #4 A white haired girl with the blue shirt

Griefer #5 A white haired girl who wears a gray shirt

Griefer #6 A Black haired boy

The rest of the Griefers of Boom Town

Fisher Griefer

ECA

TA1 (Lydia)

TA2 (Owen)

Ivor

Soren

Gabriel

Magnus

Ellegaard

Reuben

Aiden

Maya

Gill

Slime Vendor (Ivy)

Chicken Machine Guy

Otis

DJ

Person #32

Person #19

Person #28

Usher

Person #42

Person #37

Person #26

Person #48

Person #64

Chapter 1: The Beginning
Narrator: 247952`s Story starts because he has enough friends, so The another story ends, the another story begins.

Narrator: 247952 gets up, but at his door, his friends arrived.

247952: Hey guys how are you doing?

Order Of The Command Block: Good

Spongebub007: Good

Georgia3904: Good

Jesse of the Pig Master: Good

247952: what are guys doing?

Order Of The Command Block: I`m coming with you because you talked to me before.

247952: Oh, Ok.

Spongebub007: I`m getting prepared for school.

247952: Ok

Georgia3904: I`m getting things ready for high school.

247952: Oh, ok

Jesse The Pig Master: Getting you guys ready for dinner

247952: Ok

247952: Guys i go talk to Order Of The Command Block while you guys do things.

Everybody: Ok

Narrator: 247952 and Order Of The Command Block go upstairs to their own room to talk while the others do stuff.

247952: I got some stuff when i was a kid.

Order Of The Command Block: What kind of stuff?

247952: I got the old Bank since i was a kid

Order Of The Command Block: Ok

247952: Also, I got a new Bank since i was 13 years old.

Order Of the Command Block: That looks cool

247952: Thank you

Order Of The Command Block: No problem

247952: I got cars since i was a kid.

Order Of The Command Block: What kind of cars?

247952: I got most of the cars since i was a kid.

Order Of The Command Block: Okay, Where is it?

247952: Its in the car boxes.

Order of The Command Block: All of your cars look cool.

247952: Thank You!

The Order Of The Command Block: No problem

Narrator: Jesse The Pig Master calls everybody "Dinner is Ready!"

Jesse The Pig Master: Everybody! Dinner is Ready!

Everybody: Were coming!

Narrator: Everybody gets their own dinner, and they should be thankful of Jesse The Pig Master for the dinner he made.

Everybody: Thank you Jesse The Pig Master for the dinner you made!

Jesse The Pig Master: Your welcome Everybody!

Chapter 2: Meeting new Friends
Narrator: 247952 and his other members got to see new members after dinner.

247952: Is someone at the door outside?

Order Of The Command Block: I think so, like i just told you earlier.

247952: Oh, Ok

Domitron3: Hey, 247952.

Policiamalo: Hey 247952.

247952: Hey Guys

247952: What are guys doing right now?

Domitron3 and Policiamalo: Were meeting you and your other friends.

247952: My other friends?

Domitron3 and Policiamalo: Yes

247952: This is Order Of The Command Block, Jesse The Pig Master, Georgia3904, and Spongebub007.

Everybody: Whats up?

Domitron3 and Policiamalo: Meeting you guys like 247952 said earlier.

Everybody: Ok

Order Of The Command Block: I met you guys first before 247952 recognized me.

Domitron3 and Policiamalo: Ok

247952: Everybody, You should call me a "Jesse Fan" instead of 247952.

Everybody: Oh, ok thats fine with us.

Narrator: Everybody accepts 247952`s name is "Jesse Fan" instead of his original name.

247952: Domitron3 and Policiamalo, you said that i will meet me after dinner?

Domitron3 and Policiamalo: Yes, we did said that earlier "Jesse Fan".

247952: Thats my new name, thank you!

Domitron3 and Policiamalo: No problem

247952: Its nice to meet you Domitron3 and Policiamalo!

Domitron3 and Policiamalo: its nice to meet you, Jesse Fan!

247952: Thank you guys!

Domitron3 and Policiamalo: Your welcome

Narrator: The Jesse Fan enjoys meeting with Domitron3 and Policiamalo. They hope they can meet them again sometime after lunch.

Chapter 3: Getting ready for Bed
Narrator: Georgia3904 and Spongebub007`s bedtimes are about 9:00 PM, but Jesse The Pig Master,Order Of The Command Block, And 247952`s bedtimes are at 11:30 PM, all of Jesse Fan`s members are starting to bed soon because they are tried, and some people have school tomorrow.

247952: Georgia3904 and Spongebub007, its time for bed.

Georgia3904 and Spongebub007: Ok, soon as we get school supplies ready.

247952: Oh, Ok

247952: The rest of you, except Georgia3904 and Spongebub007, we will stay up until 11:30 PM

Order Of The Command Block and Jesse The Pig Master: Ok, but we got to meet Becky tomorrow.

247952: Are you guys meeting Becky tomorrow?

Order Of The Command Block and Jesse The Pig Master: Yes, but you can come with us if you want to.

247952: Yes, i`m go tomorrow.

Order of The Command Block and Jesse The Pig Master: Good, you will be meeting her tomorrow.

247952: Thank you

Order Of The Command Block and Jesse The Pig Master: No problem

247952: What time are we going to see Becky tomorrow?

Jesse The Pig Master: I`m tired, I`m afraid i got to go to sleep

247952: Ok, Good Night

Jesse The Pig Master: Good Night

Order Of The Command Block: continue with that question again.

247952: Ok, I said what time are we going to see Becky tomorrow?

Order Of The Command Block: About at 10:30 AM tomorrow

247952: Ok, I should get enough sleep

Order Of The Command Block: Yes, it should get you enough sleep so you don`t have to worry about you being tired.

247952: Yeah, I think we have 1 hour and 45 minutes until our bedtime.

Order Of The Command Block: Are you making more chapters on your story?

247952: Yes, Chapter 3 will not be my last chapter

247952: Because there might be more chapters about my tales.

Order Of Command Block: Ok, so far, your story looks good.

247952: Thank you

Order Of The Command Block: No problem

Narrator: 30 Minutes later, 10:22 PM

247952: Do you know all of us?

Order Of The Command Block: Yes, all of you.

247952: Oh, ok.

247952: We have 1 Hour and 7 minutes until bedtime.

Order Of The Command Block: I know that you said earlier ago.

247952: I guess your right.

247952: I have so much stuff to do while Jesse The Pig Master is sleeping.

Order of The Command Block: What kind of stuff?

247952: House Stuff, so i got to go downstairs and do it on my own.

Order Of The Command Block: Oh, ok remember you can do this Jesse Fan.

247952: Yes i already said i`m going to do this on my own.

Order Of The Command Block: Ok, just be careful, if you need help, i will be there.

247952: Ok

Order Of The Command Block: You can start it now.

247952: Ok

Narrator: 10 minutes later, 10:40 PM

247952: I`m done with Dishes

Order Of The Command Block: Now, put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher.

247952: Ok

Narrator: 5 minutes later, 10:45 PM

247952: I`m done putting dirty dishes in the dishwasher.

Order Of The Command Block: Now, Clean the whole house, i mean except upstairs, just clean only downstairs, don`t forget the furniture polish, and a little towel thing.

247952: Oh, ok

Narrator: 30 minutes later, 11:15 PM

247952: Oh goodness, we have 15 minutes until bedtime. and i think we are tired.

Order Of The Command Block: Yeah, me too, We should go to bed now.

247952: Yes we should.

247952: Good night Order Of The Command Block.

Order Of The Command Block: Good night, but don`t forget, thanks for helping cleaning the house downstairs.

247952: No problem

247952: I can`t wait to see Becky tomorrow.

Order Of The Command Block: Me too!

Order Of The Command Block: you can sleep with me if you want to.

247952: Ok that`s fine for me.

Order Of The Command Block: Good night "Jesse Fan"!

247952: Good Night Order Of The Command Block!

Narrator: As all the members are sleeping, this won`t be the last chapter of the story, because will 247952 meet Becky? Only time can tell.

Chapter 4: Meeting Becky
Narrator: 10:00 AM, Jesse Fan, Order Of The Command Block, and Jesse The Pig Master are both getting ready to see Becky. So far, they are prepared so Jesse Fan can see stuff to her. Chapter 4 begins.

247952: Do i need stuff so i can meet Becky?

Order of The Command Block and Jesse The Pig Master: Yes, you can show it if you want to, I don`t have to.

247952: I would take my thing to show Becky.

Order of The Command Block and Jesse The Pig Master: Its fine for us "Jesse Fan".

247952: Ok

Narrator: 45 minutes later, 10:47 AM.

247952: Hey Becky

Becky: Hey Carson

247952: What are you doing?

Becky: Just talking with some people, so what are you doing?

247952: Meeting you.

Becky: Meeting me?

247952: Yes

Becky: Its nice to meet you!

247952: its nice to meet you too!

247952: I have stuff from my house.

Becky: Your house?

247952: Yes

Becky: Ok show me some stuff you have.

247952: Ok

247952: I`m got stuff when i talked to Order Of The Command Block last night.

247952: I`m going to show to same things like i just talked to the Order Of The Command Block last night.

Becky: What are they?

247952: I got the old Bank since i was a kid

Becky: Did you get that thing since you were a kid?

247952: Yes

Becky: That old bank looks cool

247952: Thanks

Becky: No problem, but what other stuff do you have?

247952: Also, I got a new Bank since i was 13 years old.

Becky: That Bank looks cool

247952: Thank you

Becky: Your welcome, but do you have other stuff you want to show me?

247952: I got cars since i was a kid.

Becky: what kind of cars?

247952: I got most Cars since i was a kid.

Becky: Oh ok it looks cool.

247952: Thank you!

Becky: No problem

Narrator: Becky`s mother calls Becky for lunch.

Becky`s Mother: Lunch, Becky!

Becky: 247952, i`m afraid i got to go eat lunch, but thanks for meeting me.

247952: No problem Becky

Becky: Meet my mother next time you came here!

247952: Ok

Narrator: Jesse Fan should be thankful of Becky for meeting him at her house, next time, Will "Jesse Fan" meet Becky`s mother? Only time can tell.

Chapter 5: Making more stories
Narrator: Jesse Fan and the Order Of The Command Block both make stories, but Jesse Fan makes his own tale story, but so as the Order Of The Command Block makes her own story too, but both story were amazing, because they both want to show how well they both are doing. Chapter 5 begins.

247952: Do you make stories, Order?

Order Of The Command Block: Yes, do you?

247952: Yes i make my own tales story and i have 4 chapters on it right now.

Order Of The Command Block: The 4 chapters of your story were amazing.

247952: Thank You Order!

Order Of The Command Block: No Problem, Jesse Fan!

247952: How many chapters so far?

Order Of The Command Block: 10 so far, how many chapters you made, Jesse Fan?

247952: I made 4 Chapters so far, so i`m starting to make chapter 5 now.

Order Of The Command Block: I`m starting to make chapter 11 now just like you commented me that earlier.

247952: Did i commented you that earlier?

Order Of The Command Block: Yes you did.

247952: Thanks, but i can`t wait to see you comment on my Tales story.

Order Of The Command Block: Me too, i can`t wait, but i have a story to finish.

247952: Ok, you can finish your story while i will finish chapter 5 on my tales.

Order Of The Command Block: Ok, Whats Chapter 5 going to be on your Tales story?

247952: I don`t know, but i`m still making it right now

Order Of The Command Block: Ok, just let me know if you finish Chapter 5 on your tales story.

247952: Ok just let me know if you finish Chapter 11 on your story.

Order of The Command Block: Ok thats fine with me, you go ahead and make chapter 5 in your tales story, while i`m make Chapter 11 on my story, so can you come on some time?

247952: Yes, i will came soon as i make Chapter 5 on my Tales story, so just remind me of you made Chapter 11 on your story.

Order Of The Command Block: Ok i will soon as i finish Chapter 11, i will remind you.

247952: Ok Thanks, Order.

Order Of The Command Block: No problem, Jesse Fan.

247952: Thanks for talking about My story and your story.

Order Of The Command Block: You don`t to thank me, i`m always glad i have you.

247952: Me too, but i`m always glad i have you, Order.

Order Of The Command Block: Thanks for everything that you talked about stuff to me from days ago.

247952: No problem, Order.

Order Of The Command Block: I saw earlier talking to Becky, so did you meet her right?

247952: Yes i did meet her earlier at 10:45 AM.

Order Of The Command Block: We have school tomorrow.

247952: Do we have school tomorrow?

Order Of the Command Block: Yes, Jesse Fan.

247952: I didn`t know that school was happening tomorrow.

Order Of The Command Block: Me either, Jesse Fan.

247952: What time is it?

Order Of The Command Block: Its 11:40 AM.

247952: Ok

Order Of The Command Block: I have lunch until 12:00 PM, When is your lunchtime, Jesse Fan?

247952: My lunch is at 12:30 PM.

Order Of The Command Block: Oh Goodness i have lunch before you.

247952: Oh goodness i have lunch after you.

247952: That means we have different lunch times.

Order Of The Command Block: Yes, we do have different lunch times, Jesse Fan.

247952: I`m not sure when you have lunch time, but my lunch is at 12:30 PM, so i know that my stomach gets hungry almost every day.

Order Of The Command Block: Yeah, but i hadn`t heard your stomach getting hungry before, but i haven`t heard about that stuff before.

Order of The Command Block: I think that`s enough talking, so i got to make my own story, but i have 10 chapters, but you have 4 chapters on your tales story, because your story looks better than my story, but can you talk to me later?

247952: Yes, i will talk to you later

Order Of The Command Block: Ok, Jesse Fan.

Order Of The Command Block: Bye, see you later, Jesse Fan

247952: See you later, Order.

Narrator: Jesse Fan and Order Of The Command Block were doing very well with each other, because will Jesse Fan and the Order Of The Command Block will talk to each other later? Only time can tell, and they both will find out if they can talk to each other later, Chapter 5 ends.

Chapter 6: Lunch Time
Narrator: Order Of The Command Block has lunch right now, but Jesse Fan has things to do than just making a story, but Order of The Command Block and Jesse Fan both have school, but in different places, which both schools start tomorrow. Chapter 6 Begins. (Sep 25, 2016 at 12:00 PM)

247952: Where`s Order Of The Command Block?

Jesse The Pig Master: She might have lunch, but when are you having lunch?

247952: My lunch is at 12:30 PM.

Jesse The Pig Master: Order Of The Command Block`s lunch is at 12:00 PM.

247952: Oh ok, but is she making a story after lunch?

Jesse The Pig Master: Yes, as soon as she finishes Lunch, but she might sometimes do it a little early.

247952: Oh ok.

Jesse The Pig Master: Do you have questions with Order?

247952: Yes, but she`s been busy for a while.

Jesse The Pig Master: Yeah, i think she`s busy for a while too.

247952: Yeah i know that, but she said that i will get talk to her later, if it`s possible right now, but she had alot of work to do.

Jesse The Pig Master: Yeah she had alot of work at school to do, and she`s been doing her own story or blog posts to make up.

247952: I guess will i bother the Order Of The Command Block if i`m friends with her?

Jesse The Pig Master: She said earlier that you don`t to worry about bothering her, because that`s what friends do.

247952: I guess your right, Jesse The Pig Master.

Jesse The Pig Master: If i wasn`t friends with her, then i will brother her, which it might be bad for other people.

247952: I guess your right, the same question that you already asked me, i think that its the same answer as you mention before.

Jesse The Pig Master: I guess that all people make these mistakes if they wren`t friends with an another person.

247952: I guess your right, if i`m friends with her, that means i don`t worry about bothering her because i`m a friendly person.

Jesse The Pig Master: You know what, i guess your right because thats what friends do.

247952: I think Order Of The Command Block should be here soon.

Jesse The Pig Master: Yes, she said that she should came back any moment.

247952: Ok

Narrator: 15 Minutes later, 12:29 PM

Narrator: Jesse The Pig Master walks out of the room because the Order of The Command Block is coming any moment now.

Order Of The Command Block: I`m back, Jesse Fan after my lunch, but i think it is your lunch time.

247952: I guess your right, it is my Lunch time! But i will be back soon!

Order of The Command Block: Enjoy your lunch, i will get things ready for your story and my story.

247952: Ok, both storys?

Order Of The Command Block: Yes, I will get your story and my story ready while you have lunch.

247952: Ok, i will see you soon as i get done with my Lunch.

Order Of The Command Block: Ok see you later, but did you just talk to Jesse the Pig Master earlier?

247952: Yes i did.

Order Of The Command Block: Ok, what things that you were talking about?

247952: How about we talk about this later.

Order Of The Command Block: Your right Jesse Fan, how about we talk about this, later

247952: Ok, but i got to go to Lunch.

Order Of The Command Block: Ok, see you later

247952: You too

Narrator: As Jesse Fan goes to lunch, Order of The Command Block will make his story and her story ready while he`s gone for lunch, but Will they get to talk about to Jesse Fan talked to Jesse The Pig Master earlier? Only time can tell. Chapter 6 ends.

Chapter 7: Talking Continues
Narrator: The previous chapter of 247952`s Tales, Jesse Fan and Jesse The Pig Master were talking to each other earlier when Order was gone to Lunch, so Order will tell until Jesse Fan finishes lunch. Chapter 7 Begins.

Narrator: Sep 25, 2016 at 12:55 PM

Order: I asked you that question earlier, so you got answers, Jesse Fan?

Jesse Fan: I got some answers, Order.

Order: What are they?

Jesse Fan: Jesse The Pig Master said that your lunch is at 12:00 PM

Order: Yeah, you said that earlier, so can you remember that?

Jesse Fan: Yes, i will remember that.

Order: Thanks, but what other answers that you got from Jesse The Pig Master?

Jesse Fan: He saids that sometimes you finish early at Lunch.

Order: Yes i do when i don`t have alot of friends around here.

Jesse Fan: Oh ok

Order: What other answers that you got from Jesse The Pig Master?

Jesse Fan: Did you had alot of work at school to do, or you been doing your own story and make new blog posts?

Order: Yes i do, because i had so much work and i couldn`t get to talk to you because sometimes i get stuck in a couple of games that people are playing already.

Order: I`m sorry that i couldn`t talk to you.

Jesse Fan: It`s ok, Order.

Jesse Fan: You could talk to me if you want to.

Order: You can do it anytime, Ok

Order: I`m sorry that i had so much work to do.

Jesse Fan: Its ok, Order.

Order: Thanks, Jesse Fan

Order: No problem, Order.

Narrator: Order walks out of room *feeling Happy*

Jesse Fan: I guess i have alot of work, too. *Walks out of the room with Order*

Order: Me too, Jesse Fan.

Jesse Fan: I remember that Hadrian and Mevia were both fighting with Jesse for ruining their fun of the builder games.

Order: Yeah, i heard that since Episode 8 came out.

Jesse Fan: Me too

Jesse Fan: I remember that Otto gave Jesse "The Atlas" because for winning the games, but Hadrian and Mevia built a trap that trapped Otto alone.

Order: Yeah, i heard that since Episode 8 came out.

Jesse Fan: Me too

Jesse Fan: I heard that people think Otto is a villager, what do you think?

Order: I`m not sure, because i wasn`t here when that happened, so you may ask other people about this.

Jesse Fan: Oh ok

Narrator: Jesse Fan and Order were talking to each other because Jesse Fan talked to Jesse The Pig Master, and Jesse Fan remembers a few things that happened on MSM. Chapter 7 ends.

Chapter 8: Meeting Friends #2
Narrator: Jesse Fan and Order are about to meet more friends again instead of more talking with each other, because some people said to Jesse Fan to Becky`s mother and more friends. Chapter 8 Begins.

Order: Were meeting Becky`s mother now.

Jesse Fan: Oh, ok.

Jesse Fan: Hey, Becky`s mother.

Becky`s Mother: Hi, but i saw you meeting Becky earlier.

Jesse Fan: Yeah i already met her earlier.

Jesse Fan: But its really nice to meet you!

Becky`s Mother: Its also nice to meet you too, Jesse Fan

Order: Becky`s mother.

Becky`s Mother: What, Order?

Order: Me and him were both getting along and sorry i didn`t meet her, i was just waiting outside.

Becky`s Mother: Oh ok Order, but can meet her while Jesse Fan does his hard work.

Order: Oh ok

Order: Jesse Fan, i think that you should do your hard work, While i`m meet Becky.

Jesse Fan: Ok

Jesse Fan: Order, I like hard work because if we can work, we can help anybody.

Order: Jesse Fan, I guess your right. if we can work, we can help anybody when they need our help.

Jesse Fan: Thanks, Order.

Order: No problem, Jesse Fan.

Becky`s Mother: You can meet Becky`s Father while Order meets Becky, Ok Jesse Fan.

Jesse Fan: That`s fine, but who is Becky`s Father?

Becky`s Mother: i don`t know, but you may ask him.

Jesse Fan: Oh ok

Jesse Fan: Order, I think Becky`s mother said that you can meet Becky while i`m meet Becky`s Father.

Order: wait, before you go, who is Becky`s Father?

Jesse Fan: She said she doesn`t know, but don`t worry, i`m ask him.

Order: Ok, along as you stay safe.

Jesse Fan: Ok, See you later, Order.

Order: Ok, Jesse Fan.

Jesse Fan: Hey Becky`s Father.

Becky`s Father: Hey Jesse Fan, its nice to meet you!

Jesse Fan: its nice to meet you, Becky`s Father!

Becky`s Father: Did someone tell you that you were going to see me?

Jesse Fan: Yes

Jesse Fan: Becky`s Mother said me that i have to meet you, because i already know Becky Mother`s before you.

Becky`s Father: Oh ok, but where`s Order?

Jesse Fan: Order should be meeting Becky, but don`t worry, she meet you soon.

Becky`s Father: Oh ok

Jesse Fan: Thanks for meeting me, though.

Becky`s Father: No problem, sport.

Jesse Fan: Are you calling me Sport?

Becky`s Father: Yes, Because i called many friends that before.

Jesse Fan: Wow, I haven`t heard anybody calling me sport before.

Becky`s Father: Its nice to meet you, Sport, but you can go ahead to tell Becky`s mother that i call you sport.

Jesse Fan: Yes, i will.

Becky`s Father: Thanks, sport.

Jesse Fan: No problem, Becky`s Father.

Jesse Fan: Becky`s Mother, Becky`s Father calls me sport so, can you remember that?

Becky`s Mother: Yes, Jesse Fan. I will remember that.

Jesse Fan: Thanks for the vote of confidence, Becky`s Mother.

Becky`s Mother: No problem, Jesse Fan.

Narrator: (Becky calls Jesse Fan to come back upstairs)

Jesse Fan: Hey Becky

Becky: I heard that you met my mother and my father, do you have some answers from them?

Jesse Fan: Yes, but your Father calls me Sport, but your Mother calls me Jesse Fan.

Becky: So did they both call you different names?

Jesse Fan: Yes, because your father calls many of his friends sport, but your mother calls many of her friends Becky`s Mother.

Becky: Oh ok, but Order said she`s meet my father now.

Jesse Fan: is Order meeting your Father now?

Becky: Yes, Jesse Fan

Becky: Order said that you go ahead to stay outside while she meets my father.

Jesse Fan: Ok

Narrator: Jesse Fan meets outside while Order meets with Becky`s Father, because they both almost done with meeting with Becky`s Mother and Becky`s Father. So will Jesse Fan and Order get done with meeting any time soon? Only time can tell. Chapter 8 ends.

Chapter 9: Getting ready from Endercon
Jesse The Pig Master: Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?

Jesse The Pig Master: Just to be clear, you wouldn`t have any weapons or armor.

Jesse The Pig Master: So you`d have to fight them with your hands.

Jesse Fan: That`s easy. I`ll take the little tiny... little zombies.

Jesse The Pig Master: A hundred of them... crawling all over you, with their tiny hands.

Jesse Fan: All i`d need is, like, a shovel. I`m telling you, way too easy.

Jesse The Pig Master: Soo. I`ve got a daylight sensor on the roof...

Jesse Fan: Mmm-hmm...

Jesse The Pig Master: And if i did this right, these lamps should turn on once it gets dark.

Jesse Fan: Mmm-hmm...

Jesse The Pig Master: I didn`t want to just Reuben here with nothing while we`re at the building competition.

Jesse Fan: He`s coming with us.

Jesse The Pig Master: Really?

Jesse Fan: What kind of question is that? Of course he is.

Jesse The Pig Master: Okay. I`m saying he shouldn`t come. I`m not... but don`t you think it`s a little weird that you take him with you everywhere you go?

Jesse The Pig Master: He kind of makes us look like... I don`t know... amateurs.

Jesse Fan: He`s my wingman. People always wanna talk to the boy/girl with the pig.

Jesse The Pig Master: You mean talk about the boy/girl with the pig.

Jesse The Pig Master: Like, "Look at the weird girl with the weird pig. How weird."

Jesse The Pig Master: I didn`t mean anything by it. I`m glad he`s coming.

Jesse The Pig Master: I just don`t want to give people one more reason to call us "losers."

Jesse The Pig Master: I`m getting tired of it.

Jesse The Pig Master: I`m tired of being a laughingstock.

Jesse Fan: We are not losers, Olivia.

Jesse The Pig Master: We lose all the time. It`s what we do.

Jesse Fan: Okay... Okay! That might be true...

Jesse The Pig Master: I can`t remember the last time we`ve won anything.

Jesse Fan: But if that`s the case... It means we win at being losers.

Jesse The Pig Master: All right, fine.

Order: Sssssssss...

Jesse Fan: Did you hear that?

Order: Sssssssss...

Jesse The Pig Master: Oh, no.

Order: BOOM!!

Jesse Fan: AHHH!

Jesse The Pig Master: Burrrghh!

Order: Oh, man! You guys totally freaked out! That was awes--

Jesse The Pig Master: Orderl! What`s the matter with you?!

Order: Great, now I`m going to smell like a pig at Endercon.

Order: I thought we were buddies!

Jesse Fan: Cool Mask.

Order: It is, isn`t it?

Jesse Fan: Yeah. Very convincing.

Order: The look on your faces...

Jesse The Pig Master: Did you bring the fireworks?

Order: Of course I did. I even brought something for the little guy.

Jesse Fan: Nice!

Jesse The Pig Master: You brought Reuben as a disquise?

Order: We`re going to a convection. Somebody`s has gotta to wear a costume.

Jesse Fan: As long as Reuben is happy, I`m happy.

Order: Happy?

Reuben: Oink!

Order: Well zippity doo dah!

Order: Okay, relax. It`s fine.

Jesse The Pig Master: You definitely brought the fireworks right?

Order: Yes. I`m ready. Waiting on you guys.

Jesse The Pig Master: See. Now he`s your wingman.

Jesse Fan: Stop.

Order: Hurry up and grab your stuff!

Jesse The Pig Master: We`ll meet you downstairs, okay?

Jesse Fan: Okay!

Jesse Fan: Shears. Definitely taking these. Never know when i might need to shear some sheep.

Jesse Fan: Hm. Flint and steel, not too shabby.

Jesse Fan: Gabriel the Warrior. You think we`ll ever get that famous?

Jesse Fan: It`s not impossible... maybe I`ll get famous for my sweet poster collection.

Jesse Fan: I got this stand as a gift, but don`t have any armor to put on it. Maybe someday.

Jesse Fan: Gimme a dragon roar, Reuben.

Jesse Fan: That`ll do Reuben, that`ll do.

Jesse Fan: One of these days we`re going to win the Endercon building competition.

Jesse Fan: And when we do, people will look at us and say, 'Hey, there goes Jesse and Reuben, winners of the Endercon Building Competion...they really should change the name.'

Jesse The Pig Master: That`s everything.

Order: Let`s roll.

Jesse The Pig Master: Yeah. Dude. Roll.

Jesse Fan: Let`s go.

Order: I heard a pretty juicy rumor about the building competition. but you guys have to promise not to say anything.

Jesse The Pig Master: Okay.

Order: Also, It`s in two parts, each part more exciting than the last!

Jesse Fan: Spit it out, Order.

Order: Part one. The special guest at this year`s Endercon is none other than Gabriel the Warrior him-freaking-self!

Jesse Fan: Whoa! What`s part two?!

Order: Part two. According to my sources, the winner of the building competition`s gonna get to meet him!

Order: It doesn`t mean anything if we lose.

Order: But if we win...oh man,this would make up for all the losing.

Jesse Fan: I wish they were all going to be there.

Order: Does nothing please you?! You have to meet all the members of the super secret, super legendary Order of the Stone?

Jesse Fan: I wasn`t saying it wasn`t cool. I was just sating, that would be cool -- too.

Jesse The Pig Master: Sooo, does this "source" of yours make posters for a living?

Order: Huh?

Order: Yeah. My source. uhhh, doesn`t... uh... exist. You guys are my only friends.

Jesse Fan: Guys, lets stay focused. We have a competition to win.

Jesse The Pig Master: We never win. And this year we`ve got Rueben with us.

Jesse The Pig Master: We basically have no chance.

Jesse Fan: We`re going to win. Because...

Jesse The Pig Master: What are you talking about?

Jesse Fan: Because up to now we`ve hated losing. But today, today my friends, we`re going to start learning how to love winning. That didn`t sound as good as it did in my head.

Order: No, no. I`m with that.

Jesse Fan: Wait a minute...what a minute...we`re thinking about this all wrong.

Jesse Fan: The point of the building competition isn`t just to build something. You have to do something to get noticed by the judges.

Jesse The Pig Master: Okay, then. So how do we do this?

Jesse Fan: We don`t just built something functionally. We built something Fun.

Jesse Fan: After we finish the fireworks machine, like we planned -- then we build something cool on top of it.

Jesse The Pig Master: You might be on to something.

Order: If you want to get a reaction out of the judges, you build something scary. So i say we build a creeper...

JTPM: Wouldn`t an enderman be better? I`m more scared of endermen than creepers.

Order: They both have their moments. Both Pretty Scary.

JTPM: Then again, you scared the crap out of us with a creeper today.

Jesse Fan: let`s build a Zombie.

Order: I guess that`s kind of like a creeper.

JTPM: Eh, it`s a monster it`s fine.

Order: We are so ready.

JTPM: Yeah. I think this is the first time we`ve decided on something before getting to the competition.

JTPM: Think we`ve got everything we need?

Jesse Fan: It wouldn`t hurt to grab a little more.

Order: Let`s get with the grabbin`, then.

Jesse Fan: We`re so prepared. We can`t lose. Cannot. Bring it in.

Jesse Fan: "Dare to Prepare" on three. No "Preparing is daring." Nope, that`s the same thing. Forget it. "Team" on three. One,two,three..."Team!"

JTPM: Team!

Order: Prepare!

Order: We know what we`re building. We`ve got all the stuff for it. We are so ready.

JTPM: This year it`s going to be different. I`m not just ready to build, I`m ready to win.

Person #23: Nice pig, losers.

Order: Uh, great, there`s Lukas and the Ocelots. The rivalry continues.

JTPM: Man. they`ve got matching leather jackets and everything.

Order: So cool...

Aiden: Well,well,well, if it isn`t the Order of the Losers.

Maya: Great, the fail squad`s here.

Gill: Lukas, get a load of these losers!

Policiamalo: Let`s go, guys.

ECA: Name, please?

Order: Order, and a how do you do?

ECA: No, your team name.

Order: Team name?

Order: We`re not ready for this.

JTPM: So much for losing anonymously.

Jesse Fan: We`re the Dead Enders.

Order: Whoa. It sounds like a name for pirates.

JTPM: It`s cool.

ECA: Okay, Dead Enders. You guys are in booth 5.

Jesse Fan: Hmm...

Jesse Fan: Nope.

Jesse Fan: It`s like everyone in town is here.

Order: Is that a freakin` beacon. They have a freakin` beacon?! Freakin' Beacon!?

JTPM: That`s stained glass. They aren`t just building a beacon.

JTPM: They`re building a rainbow beacon.

JTPM: We`re gonna lose.

Jesse Fan: Our design is way cooler. A gigantic Zombie is way cooler than a fancy light.

JTPM: Their difficulty score is going to be higher than our total score.

Jesse Fan: But we`ve got something they don`t... fireworks.

JTPM: We should probably stop staring at them.

Gill: Hahaha! Look, it`s the Order of the Losers. Again.

Maya: Good one, Gill!

JTPM: We`ve just looking.

Aiden: There`ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at Endercon.

Order: You`re being unpleasant.

Aiden: Maybe not all of you.

Aiden: Endercon doesn`t allow outside food or drink.

Aiden: I`m talking about your Pig.

Aiden: I`m saying he`s food.

Jesse Fan: Shut up.

Aiden: What`s that?

JTPM: Jesse said "shut up." Do you need to hear it again?

Aiden: I dunno. Maybe.

Lukas: Stop wasting your time, Aiden. We`ve got work to do.

Aiden: You`re lucky i`m busy.

Georgia3904: Hey Jesse, Guys.

Jesse Fan: Hey Georgia3904.

Georgia3904: How`s the build going?

Order: Only time will tell. But -- we`re optimistic.

Policiamalo: Georgia3904, I forgot to thank you for that nether star.

Georgia3904: Hey Policiamalo. Not a problem.

Order: You helped these tools?

Georgia3904: For the right price, I`ll help anyone.

Georgia3904: If you need anything, you know where to find me.

JTPM: None of us know where to find you.

Georgia3904: Exactly.

Policiamalo: No hard feelings guys. if you`re cool with Petra, you`re cool with us.

Policiamalo: So why don`t we just forget about all this, and, y`know... make this about how cool our builds are.

Jesse Fan: May the best team win.

Policiamalo: Careful what you wish for.

Jesse Fan: We`ll see about that.

ECA: Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the Endercon Building Competition. The winners of this years competition will have their build featured at Endercon -- the winners will meet, in person, Gabriel the Warrior.

Aiden, Lukas, Gill, Maya: Ocelots!! Ocelots!! Ocelots!!

JTPM: Whoa. Handshake. We don`t have a handshake.

Jesse Fan: We`ll just make one up.

Jesse Fan: We`ll call it the uuhhhhhh....

Jesse Fan: The "Warrior Whip!"

JTPM: Aaaand just like that, I`m nervous again.

Jesse Fan: Don`t talk like that! We can do this! Just stick to the plan and everything will be fine.

Jesse Fan: This year, the Dead Enders can`t lose!

Order: Let`s do it!

ECA: Building...starts...now!

Aiden: Uh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I`m soooo scared!

Jesse Fan: You worry about your build and we`ll worry about ours.

Jesse Fan: And now -- the moment of truth.

JTPM: Here goes nothing...

JTPM: This looks so cool. We`ll win this for sure.

Order: How could anyone not love a zombie? Good call, Jesse Fan.

Jesse Fan: Guys. People are looking at us.

Person #23: Good build, man.

Aiden: What? No way...

Aiden: It`s just a bunch of dyed wool!

Aiden: Whoops...

Jesse Fan: Oh, no! Reuben`s on fire!!

Jesse Fan: Reuben, no! Come back!

Order: It was Aiden! That punk!

JTPM: The lava`s getting closer!

Order: It`s gonna ruin the build!

JTPM: Rueben`s going to get lost!

JTPM: We`ve got to do something.

Order: But our build is about to go up in flames.

Jesse Fan: You guys stay and save the build.

Order: On it!

JTPM: We`ve got it covered Jesse. be careful.

JTPM: We`ll meet up with you at Endercon!

Jesse Fan: Reuben?!

Jesse Fan: Where are you? Just give me an oink if you can hear me.

Jesse Fan: Could that be Reuben?

Jesse Fan: Huh, pig tracks...

Jesse Fan: Doesn`t look like this fire will spread.

Jesse Fan: I bet Reuben started this.

Jesse Fan: Reuben, I don`t wanna be out here in the dark!

Jesse Fan: Hmm, i hear some pigs.

Jesse Fan: Hey, Reuben. I got a carrot for you. Where are ya, buddy?

Jesse Fan: Reuben? Are you in there?

Jesse Fan: Stupid pigs.

Jesse Fan: Reuben? Where are ya, buddy?

Jesse Fan: Reuben? No, not you gu-- pigs! All pigs but Reuben shut up!

Jesse Fan: GAH!!

Jesse Fan: Reuben, it`s getting scary out here!

Jesse Fan: Reuben?! Reuben?! Uh, no! You in there, buddy?

Jesse Fan: Uh, geez. Please don`t be toasted, Reuben.

Jesse Fan: Phew.

Jesse Fan: GAH!!

Jesse Fan: Reuben! There you are!

Jesse Fan: Hey, buddy. You want a carrot?

Jesse Fan: Uh, I`m so happy to see you!

Jesse Fan: Reuben, run!

Jesse Fan: Whew, I think we`re good.

Jesse Fan: GAH!!

Jesse Fan: I think we made it...

Jesse Fan: Ah!

Reuben: Squeal!

Jesse Fan: Back! Get Back!

Jesse Fan: Stay behind me.

Jesse Fan: I`ve got you.

Jesse Fan: Stupid wooden swords!

Jesse Fan: I know it`s bad, I`ll think of something.

Jesse Fan: There`s too many of them, buddy.

Jesse Fan: Don`t leave that spot, no matter what. You hear me?

Jesse Fan: Get away for him!

Jesse Fan: Oh, no! He got you!

Jesse Fan: Waahh!

Jesse Fan: Oof!

Jesse Fan: Ahhh!

Jesse Fan: Ugh!

Jesse Fan: Get off me!

Jesse Fan: Ahhh!

Jesse Fan: Ahhh!

Georgia3904: Come on, lets get out of the open.

Georgia3904: I want to show you something.

Jesse Fan: not that this isn`t a really cool, dimly-lit tunnel, but... how far away is this thing you wanna show me?

Georgia3904: Careful, Jesse. You don`t want to get a reputation as a wimp.

Jesse Fan: This isn`t my first time in a cave, Georgia3904.

Georgia3904: Yeah, but have you ever seen --

Georgia3904: A Wither Skull?

Jesse Fan: Whoa!

Georgia3904: Fresh from the Nether.

Georgia3904: You`re the first person I`ve showed it to.

Georgia3904: So you`d better appreciate this.

Jesse Fan: You risked your life for that dusty old skull?

Georgia3904: No, I risked my life for the thing I`m gonna exchange for that dusty old skull.

Petra: There`s this guy I`m meeting up with at Endercon -- he`s gonna trade me a diamond for it.

Petra: Being the resident go-getter pays off every once in awhile.

Jesse Fan: Why didn`t he just go get the skull himself?

Petra: He`s not the kind of guy who has time to do something like that!

Jesse Fan: What kind of guy is he, then?

Petra: The kind who understands the value of hard work.

Jesse Fan: Wow.

Petra: Wow... What?

Jesse Fan: In a single day, you went to the Nether, you killed a Wither skeleton...

Jesse Fan: I mean, I did build a super-cool statue, but still. It`s pretty sweet being you, huh?

Petra: You know... you could come with me.

Petra: I mean, if you`re too nervous, I totally get it.

Petra: But i wouldn`t mind a little backup.

Jesse Fan: You want me? To come with you.

Petra: Consider it my charitable act for the day.

Jesse Fan: I`ll consider it whatever you want me to consider it -- so long as i get to come.

Jesse Fan: You just keep a crafting table down here?

Petra: Comes in handy.

Petra: Since that wooden sword of your got busted...

Jesse Fan: You`re giving me a new one?

Petra: Even better. You can make your own.

Petra: One stick, plus two stones equals one sword.

Petra: Just grab whatever you need.

Jesse Fan: Oh. Okay. Thanks.

Jesse Fan: Hey, is all this stuff yours?

Petra: No, we`re just stealing from whoever was dumb enough to leave this here. Of course it`s mine.

Jesse Fan: Just making sure.

Jesse Fan: Oh, here we go! Jackpot.

Petra: Just place the pieces on the table.

Petra: See, isn`t it better when you make it yourself?

Petra: Check it out - EnderCon`s all lit up.

Jesse Fan: I can`t believe it -- we won!

Jesse Fan: Order was right -- everyone loves a zombie.

Petra: Good for you, Jesse Fan.

Jesse Fan: It`s about time we beat and his gang of jerks!

Jesse Fan: What kind of a stupid name is the Ocelots, anyway?

Petra: You know, Lukas may be kind of arrogant, but he has come through for me in tricky situations.

Petra: You might wanna get to know him -- just in case.

Petra: He`s good at building, that`s for sure.

Petra: It`s always useful to have a guy like that around... no matter what you might think of him personally.

Jesse Fan: Even if i wanted to get to know him, there`s no way Olivia and Axel would go along with it.

Petra: Olivia and Axel aren`t the boss of you.

Petra: Just -- think about it, okay?

Jesse Fan: C`mon -- let`s hurry.

Petra: Remember what Endercon was like before it was cool?

Jesse Fan: Remember what WE were like before WE were cool?

Petra: ... some of us will never be cool.

Jesse Fan: Ha-ha.

Jesse Fan: Creepers!

Petra: This... doesn`t look good.

Petra: Well -- there`s only one way off this bridge.

Petra: Whatever we do, we do it together.

Jesse Fan: All right, Let`s jump!

Petra: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Jesse Fan: OWWWWW!

Jesse Fan: Burns; it burns!

Petra: Don`t you know? You dive into the water - you don`t land on top of it.

Petra: Pull yourself together, and follow me.

Petra: So, when we're making a deal, I need you to let me do the talking, okay?

Petra: I just don`t want anything to screw this up.

Jesse Fan: Sure, I`ll let you handle it.

Petra: And if you want to be really useful, try to look intimidating.

Jesse Fan: Like this?

Petra: I`m less scared- of you than scared-for you.

Order: Jesse!

JTPM: ... and... Petra?

Jesse Fan: Hey, you all know Petra.... my new super-close friend. We`re super-close now.

Jesse Fan: We ran into each other while i was looking for Reuben.

JTPM: Poor Reuben -- What happened to his eye?

Jesse Fan: We had a little run-in with some zombies. They whacked him good, but Reuben held his own.

Order: What were you doing in the woods, Petra?

Petra: Nothing. Just... drawn by the sound of Jesse Fan`s high- pitched screams.

Jesse Fan: I would`ve been spider-bait if she had`nt found me.

Order: Sorry we didn`t come with you, Jesse Fan.

JTPM: But hey, we won!

Order: Looks like abandoning friends in their timr of need paid off yet again.

Jesse Fan: If i didn`t know any better, I`d think that Zombie was going to attack us!

Order: We did okay, did we?

JTPM: I still wish I`d gotten that part in the back to look better...

Order: I could`ve fir more fireworks in there... Somewhere...

Jesse Fan: We deserve a victory party! Who`s in?

JTPM: I like all kinds of parties -- but especially ones where i get to celebrate winning.

Order: 'Bout time I`ll be the guest of honor at something.

Petra: Hey, Jesse. It`s time to go see about that -- thing.

Jesse Fan: Oh, right. The "thing"

JTPM: Subtle.

Jesse Fan: Yeah?

JTPM: As a punch to the face. Axel and i were gonna head into Endercon anyway -- see you in there?

Order: I heard somebody saying there`s free cake by the map booth...

Petra: Hurry -- we`re supposed to meet in the alley over there.

Jesse Fan: Dark. Dark. Very dark in here.

Petra: That`s weird -- he said the dark, creepy alley closed to the gates, but he`s not here. Maybe he`s late.

Jesse Fan: Are you sure This is the dark, creepy alley he meant?

Petra: Hmm. I WAS.

Petra: Okay, new plan. You stay here just in case this is the spot he meant, and i`ll look around.

Petra: I guess i could have heard him wrong.

Petra: Then again, I`ve never gotten a meet-up spot wrong before.

Jesse Fan: You can`t seriously think you`re just gonna leave me here!

Petra: If you can manage to stay alive in the woods, I think you can do the same here.

Petra: I`ll be back before you know it.

Petra: If he shows up while I`m gone, just stall for me.

Ivor: Ahem!

Jesse Fan: Aaaaaah!!

Ivor: And just who are you?

Ivor: I`m waiting!

Jesse: The name`s Jesse.

Jesse: What`s it to you?

Ivor: I`m supposed to meet with Petra, not whatever you`re supposed to be!

Ivor: Give me one good reason Why i shouldn`t walk out of here right now.

Ivor: Well.

Jesse Fan: I`m with Petra.

Ivor: My deal is with her -- not her partner.

Jesse Fan: She`ll be here. But we can get started without her.

Ivor: Do you have the skull?

Jesse Fan: Uh... Well...

Ivor: You do or you don`t.

Ivor: You`d better not be toying with me!

Jesse Fan: Petra has it -- and she`ll be back any minute now!

Ivor: Well. As long as she`s bringing it... I supposed it wouldn`t kill me to wait a minute longer.

Jesse Fan: Uh... Well...

Petra: Ivor!

Ivor: Ah, here she is.

Petra: Sorry i`m late, but -- good things are worth waiting for.

Petra: I`ve got what you asked for.

Jesse Fan: If you have what you promised us.

Ivor: You didn`t say anything about an "us" when we first met. And i don`t like surpises.

Ivor: If these are the sorts of people you associate with...

Ivor: Perhaps we should call the whole thing off.

Petra: My friend is fine, right, Jesse? There`s no problem here.

Petra: Let`s not be too hasty, okay?

Petra: This is just a little misunderstanding.

Jesse Fan: Let`s just do this thing.

Petra: That`s what i thought.

Ivor: Proceed, then.

Petra: I`ll take that diamond now.

Ivor: Take it. You`ve earned it.

Jesse Fan: Uh, this isn`t a diamond...

Petra: No, it`s lapis!

Petra: Of all the dirty, underhanded tricks to pull.

Petra: I can`t believe that guy got one over on me!

Jesse Fan: Let`s go after him!

Petra: I`m either getting that diamond, or i`m getting my skull back --

Jesse Fan: Or you`ll make him pay, right? Right?

Petra: Come on!

Petra: Do you see him anywhere?

Jesse Fan: We lost him.

Petra: Then we`ll just have to find him again.

Petra: Go!

Jesse Fan: We won`t find him just standing around.

Person #32: There he is! Gabriel! Gabriel!!!

Person #19: Step aside, please!

Person #28: I just have one question!

Usher: Hold all your questions until after the keynote!

Person #19: But the keynote`s sold out.

Usher: Hold all your questions anyway!

Usher: You guys big Gabriel fans or something?

Usher: Too bad it`s sold out.

Jesse Fan: Sup?

Policiamalo: 'Sup?

Jesse Fan: Nothing, 'sup with you?

Policiamalo: Nothing, 'sup with you?

Jesse Fan: I just said -- nothing.

Policiamalo: Hey, uh, congrats on the win.

Policiamalo: I mean I still think our beacon was amaing, but... you guys did a pretty good job, too.

Policiamalo: I mean i thought the whole monster theme was plenty cool, but -- fireworks, too?

Jesse Fan: You know, that stunt your friend pulled really hurt my pig.

Policiamalo: Okay, maybe, but i had nothing to do with that.

Jesse Fan: He`s still missing, you know.

Policiamalo: Sorry, I hope you find him soon.

Jesse Fan: Hey, you didn`t happen to see a creepy guy with long hair and a beard roaming around, did you?

Policiamalo: I don`t think so... why?

Jesse Fan: He kinda scammed Petra out of a diamond eariler.

Policiamalo: Whoa -- everyone knows, you don`t mess with Petra. Not if yopu know what`s good for you.

Policiamalo: I`ll keep an eye out, okay?

Jesse Fan: Thanks -- I appreciate it.

Policiamalo: So uh, we`re cool?

Jesse Fan: Yeah, we`re cool.

Policiamalo: Cool-cool.

Jesse Fan: Too cool for school.

Policiamalo: Coolness.

Jesse Fan: Ha! See ya later, Policiamalo.

Policiamalo: Yeah. See ya.

Jesse Fan: (Dances)

Jesse Fan: Ha! I see you now, weirdo...

Aiden: Well, if it isn`t Team Trashbag!

Aiden: How`s your stupid pig?

Aiden: I hear intense heat causes brain damage.

Jesse Fan: Kinda busy right now, man.

Aiden: Busy trying to get a life?

Aiden: Busy trying to find some friends?

Aiden: Hey!

Jesse Fan: Hey! Where do you think you`re --

Slime Ventor (Ivy): What do you think you`re doing?

Jesse Fan: Uh, I`m sorry.

Slime Ventor (Ivy): Get away from me!

Jesse Fan: I said i was sorry.

Jesse Fan: Reuben? Where`d you wander off to?

Otis: Getcha pork chops here! Fresh off the Bone!

Otis: Nothing sticks to your ribs quite like a juicy pork chop!

Jesse Fan: Reuben!!

Otis: What`s the big idea? I`m trying to run a business here.

Jesse Fan: That`s my pig! You kidnapped my pig!

Otis: Well, i don`t know what you`re talking about, Chief.

Otis: I found this pig wandering alone in the streets.

Otis: Not the fattest pig i`ve ever seen...

Otis: But he should cook up real nice anyway.

Jesse Fan: Please. He`s my friend.

Otis: To me, he`s inventory.

Otis: I might be amenable to some kind of trade...

Otis: Not that you look like you got much of value.

Otis: I gotta get some kind of return on my investment.

Jesse Fan: All I`ve got is this sword.

Otis: Uh, that`s very nice. With this i could cut my butchering time in half.

Otis: Nice doin` business with you.

Jesse Fan: C`mon Reuben.

Jesse Fan: I`m sorry Reuben. I was so busy trying to find that creepy dude, i didn`t notice...

Jesse Fan: Remember that thing i had to go dom with Petra?

Jesse Fan: Long story short, we met up with this guy, he cheated me and Petra on a deal, and now we`re trying to track him down. You in?

JTPM: Uh, I`m in, all right.

Petra: Any sign of him?

Jesse Fan: I thought i saw him eariler, but it was just a false alarm.

Jesse Fan: Wait! There he is!

Jesse Fan: Looks like he`s heading towards the Hall.

Petra: We`re going to have to get past that usher to follow him.

Jesse Fan: Let`s go!

Jesse Fan: So, yeah, hey.

Petra: What would it take to get us inside tonight?

Usher: Uh...tickets...hehehe...

Usher: That was a good one. You should laugh.

Jesse Fan: Here`s the thing -- we had tickets, but we lost them.

Usher: Uh man, I hate it when stuff like that happens.

Jesse Fan: Me, too! I feel like such an idiot!

Usher: I`m sorry, but... no tickets, no show.

Usher: Chiiickeeen...!

Usher: Chicken - chicken - Chicken!

Usher: Its gone, you`re totally fine, you`re a totally cool dude.

Petra: We have to do something.

JTPM: Like what? This show has been sold out for ages!

Order: I could bust right through. I just need a little wind-up room...

Jesse Fan: We need a distraction.

Petra: A alot of chickens running around might be a distraction.

Usher: Shoo! Get outta here!

Jesse Fan: The usher is afraid of chickens...

Jesse Fan: What would you say if i told you i wanna break this guy`s chicken machine to create the mother of all distractions?

JTPM: But you have to break that pane of glass. How`re you going to reach it?

Petra: Let`s look around, there has to be something we can do.

Jesse Fan: There`s nothing i can craft that cam help me. Not yet, anyway.

Jesse Fan: Hey, I really need to get inside.

Usher: You and every other person here without a ticket.

Jesse Fan: Reuben, I need your guidance. What would you do in a situation like this?

Reuben: Oink.

Jesse Fan: I hear ya, brother.

Jesse Fan: Any ideas?

Order: Yes.

Jesse Fan: That pertain to our current situation?

Order: No.

Jesse Fan: Thought so.

Jesse Fan: Hmm... I bet I could reach that glass with a slime block.

Jesse Fan: Uhh...heeyyy..we meet again...hehe...he...

Jesse Fan: One slime block, please.

Slime Vendor (Ivy): We don`t give out slime block here. Just slime balls.

Slime Vendor (Ivy): But we`ve got a limited supply today and we`re only giving out 2 per customer.

Slime Vendor (Ivy): You could craft your own slime block if you had 9 slime balls...

Jesse Fan: I`m really sorry about earlier -- I honestly thought you were someone else.

Slime Vendor (Ivy): Apology accepted.

Order: A round of slime ball for everyone, please.

Jesse Fan: Wait, this is only eight slimeballs, we need one more to make a block.

Petra: Okay. We need to find another way to get some more slime, and quick.

Order: On it!

Jesse Fan: Um, just one more thing, ma`am?

Jesse Fan: One more slime ball, please!

Slime Vendor (Ivy): I`m afraid not. If i break the rules for you, then i have to break them for everybody and then i`ll be out of slime completely. Sorry.

Jesse Fan: Come on, please?

Jesse Fan: I`ve gotta find one more slimeball.

Jesse Fan: Hey, uh, Lukas? Can you do me a favor?

Lukas (Policiamalo): Anything`s possible.

Jesse Fan: I need slime balls. I swear i have a really good explanation --

Lukas: Whatever you guys are doing, count me in.

Petra: Thanks, Lukas.

Petra: Told you he was useful.

Order: Aw, man -- this guy isn`t actually cool, is he?

JTPM: Remains to be seen.

Jesse Fan: It`s crafin` time.

Lukas: So, you guys been building together long? You`ve got good chemistry.

Order: You jealous?

Lukas: I`m just saying, I think it`s cool you have a team that works so well together.

Order: You`re totally jealous.

Order: How`s it going, Jesse?

Order: You know how to do this -- a slime in every slot, and in every slot a slime.

Jesse Fan: Ta-da! One slime block!

Jesse Fan: Gross.

JTPM: I`ll take that.

JTPM: Riiiight there.

Order: It`s all you, Jesse Fan.

Jesse Fan: Gimme a boost.

Jesse Fan: Wheeee!

The Chicken Machine Guy: My poultry! My precious poultry!

Usher: Keep your eyes closed! They`ll peck out your eyes!

Usher: Ahhhhhhh!

Petra: Now`s our chance!

Usher: Hey!

Petra: Where`d he go?

Jesse Fan: There!

Jesse Fan: Through that door!

Lukas: What do we do once we catch him?

Lukas: There are a million ways to play this.

Lukas: But considering this isn`t my fight, I`ll follow your lead.

Jesse Fan: Whatever we have to.

Lukas: You`re way more intense than i gave you credit for, Jesse Fan.

Jesse Fan: Ready?

Petra: Ready.

Jesse Fan: See anything?

Petra: He must have gone out another way.

JTPM: What is all this?

Jesse Fan: Looks like it used to be the basement. Weird place to have a hideout...

Petra: I bet you anything I`ll find my Wither skull here.

Order: And if we find anything else cool to steal along the way, so be it, right?

Petra: Order -- that`s not what we`re here to do.

Jesse Fan: I did say we should do whatever we have to...

Order: And if this guy`s not around, what we have to do is steal.

Petra: I don`t want to stoop to his level.

Order: But isn`t that the best way to get back to him?

Jesse Fan: Ivor could come back any minute. There`s no time for looting.

Order: There`s always time for looting, Jesse -- always.

Jesse Fan: The faster we find what we`re looking for, the faster we can get the heck out of here.

Petra: Oh, hello.

Petra: Too heavy. And too soft.

Jesse Fan: But super flashy.

Petra: Yeah; I don`t think this guy does much fighting...

Petra: Hey, you still have that one stone sword, right?

Jesse Fan: Nah, I had to give it to some jerkwad butcher to save Reuben`s life.

Petra: Jeez... oh well. i guess that was pretty good cause.

Petra: Here.

Petra: Now that`s two you owe me.

Jesse Fan: Thanks. Again.

Petra: You`re welcome. Don`t lose that one.

Jesse Fan: Find anything?

Order: I wanna steal that. And that. I just wanna touch that.

Jesse Fan: Oooooh, take a look at this!

Order: You`re not gonna believe me, but i swear i had a dream about this.

Order: Okay, potion -- I know this is a big step, but...

Jesse Fan: I would be honored if you`d come home with me.

Jesse Fan: I saw it first.

Jesse Fan: Yoink!

Order: Hey! What gives?

Jesse Fan: There`s no way he won`t notice his fancy potion is missing.

Order: A good thief always covers his tracks.

Order: Fixed it!

Jesse Fan: Oh, yeah, the perfect crime.

Jesse Fan: What the hell is all this stuff?

Petra: Soul Sand. It was everywhere in the Nether.

Jesse Fan: What about that block in the middle?

JTPM: I`ve never seen one of these before...

JTPM: I wonder if i just -- take a closer look...

JTPM: Do you feel that? It`s -- almost pulsing.

Jesse Fan: Don`t touch that, JTPM!

JTPM: I was just curious.

Jesse Fan: Don`t forget what we`re here for -- find that skull.

Jesse Fan: Soooooo... good news, weird news.

Jesse Fan: I found the skull, but...

Petra: What the hell? Why`d i risk my neck for that skull if he`s got two of them already?

Petra: He was in such a hurry to get it, too.

Petra: There`s gotta be something bigger going on here.

Petra: Something we just don`t see.

Jesse Fan: Maybe Ivor`s some kind of collector. A trophy hunter.

Order: Or he could be collecting them to make a bunch of banners.

Lukas: I think i know what`s going on here.

Lukas: Soul Sand, plus three Wither skulls... that`s the recipe for a Wither.

Petra: But... a Wiher... that`s --

Lukas: One of the worst monsters there is.

Jesse Fan: We came down here to find the skull. Well, we found it.

Petra: Maybe we should just grab it, and get out of here -- while we still can.

Lukas: Uh, guys?

Petra: Scatter!

Ivor: "Don`t you recognize me?" Or... wait... "Surpised to see me?" No, that`s not good... "Thought you were rid of me, didn`t you?" That`s better.

Ivor: What was that?

Ivor: Who`s there?

Jesse Fan: JTPM, look out!

Ivor: What are you doing here?! What did you see?!

Petra: Leave her along!

Order: Yeah! Back off, pal.

Ivor: You two?!

Ivor: Did you follow me here?

Petra: You thought you could just screw us over and get away with it, didn`t you?

Jesse Fan: We`re here to prove you wrong.

Ivor: What are you going to do about it?

Ivor: I have what i want, and you have exactly what you earned.

Ivor: Now get out before i put you out.

Jesse Fan: Pay us what you owe us.

Jesse Fan: You give us a diamond, we`ll get out of your hair.

Ivor: I won`t be threatened -- not by the likes of you.

Order: Hey! Nobody talks to my friends like that! Now shut your mouth -- or else.

Ivor: Enough! You`ve wasted too much of my time already.

Petra: Where`d he go?

Ivor: If you won`t leave of your own volition, I`ll happily remove you myself!

Ivor: Show our friends the door, will you?

TA (Lydia): Oh man, this is so exciting.

TA2 (Owen): Isn`t it?

TA (Lydia): And now! For the first time ever here at Endercon! We are very proud to present --

TA2 (Owen): The one! The Only!

TA (Lydia) and TA2 (Owen): Gabriel!

Person #42: Gabriel!

Person #37: We love you!

Gabriel: Please, Thank you.

Gabriel: Are you with me?

Jesse Fan: Is everybody okay?

JTPM: Um... guys? Where`s Lukas?

Jesse Fan: I thought that he was right behind me.

Order: Well, if he`s not here, the only place he could be is --

Jesse Fan: He`s still down in the Basement.

Petra: Ivor`s got an iron golem and all the ingredients to build a Wither down there. if he were to unleash it in this crowd of people... We have to act fast.

JTPM: It just so happens that the greatest warrior of all time is in the building. We should ask Gabriel for help.

JTPM: This is the smartest way to help Lukas.

Petra: He`s tough. I just hope he`s tough enough to hold out a little bit longer.

Jesse Fan: We need Gabriel to get Lukas back and to deal with everything else we saw down there.

Petra: We`re doing the right thing, Jesse. I just hope Lukas can hold out against that golem for long enough for us to get help.

JTPM: Come on, then.

Order: Let`s crash this party.

Gabriel: With the right training, and guidance, anyone... and i mean anyone can become a hero. You just have to believe it.

Gabriel: I want you to look me in the eyes.

Gabriel: And i want you to know that i am looking into yours.

Jesse Fan: We`ve just gotta push through this crowd to get to Gabriel.

Gabriel: Start believing, today.

Gabriel: Now, i`d like open up the floor for a few questions.

Gabriel: Keep it orderly, folks.

Gabriel: Aaaaand -- you, right there in the front row.

Person #26: You know when uh... Ellegaard... and the dragon... umm... like what was her favorite food?

Gabriel: Bread. Next question.

Gabriel: Yes, next.

Gabriel: What question do you have for the mighty Gabriel?

Gabriel: Well?

Jesse Fan: I saw something scary in the basement!

Gabriel: I`m... not following.

Jesse Fan: This creep`s been building a monster down there! I`m telling you, he`s trouble!

Gabriel: Is that so? Well, as you all know, trouble is what i do best.

Jesse Fan: I`m not making it up! We really need your help.

Gabriel: Hmm. Perhaps we should have this checked out...

Ivor: I have a question for you.

Gabriel: Excuse me, sir -- you`ll have to wait your turn.

Ivor: Just tell me first: do you really believe anyone can be great?

Gabriel: With enough hard work -- yes.

Ivor: Was that what i went wrong? I simply didn`t work hard enough?

Gabriel: Ivor, Is that really you?

Gabriel: How dare you interrupt like this!

Jesse Fan: That`s the guy who attacked us in the basement!

Gabriel: I wish i could say i was surprised.

Ivor: If it`s surprises you want, you`re in for a treat.

Ivor: Why don`t you tell him the real story, Gabriel?

Gabriel: I see time has made you bitter.

Ivor: And it`s made you an even bigger fool.

Ivor: Now, These people were promised greatness -- and i`m ready to deliver.

Ivor: I`m sorry this is how they had to learn the truth.

Jesse Fan: Gabriel, You have to stop him!

Ivor: But, nothing built can last forever, Gabriel.

Gabriel: Ivor, no!

Ivor: Creature -- attack!

Gabriel: Everyone stay calm! This foul beast is no match for me!

Ivor: Creature -- attack!

Gabriel: Hyahh!

Gabriel: What have you done?

Jesse Fan: Gabriel!

Gabriel: No! Stay away! It`s after me, not you!

Ivor: Look at him! The mighty Gabriel!

Ivor: Looks like true greatness is out of his reach.

Ivor: He may not be able to defeat this creature -- but i can!

Ivor: Creature -- Retreat! Ahem. Creature -- Retreat!

Ivor: Retreat! I said! Retreat!

Jesse Fan: He`s lost control of it!

Ivor: No need to be alarmed, my friends.

Ivor: I have an Elixir that will destory this creature.

Jesse Fan: That potion -- is that... ?

Order: Uh-oh.

Ivor: What?

Ivor: Impossible! It should have worked -- I took such care!

JTPM: It`s the wrong potion! Jesse Fan you`ve got the real one!

Ivor: You theives! You`re ruinning everything!

JTPM: Jesse Fan -- throw it!

Ivor: it`s protecting itself! Without the command block eposed... the potion is useless!

Ivor: It wasn`t supposed to happen like this!

Gabriel: Ivor! You coward, come back here!

JTPM: Jesse Fan, help me!

Gabriel: Thank you.

Gabriel: Ivor was right about one thing -- I can`t defeat that thing. Not on my own.

Gabriel: Everyone`s running away... except for you.

Gabriel: Will you help me?

Gabriel: I must get to the temple -- but what needs to happen next, I can`t do alone.

Jesse Fan: Of course!

Gabriel: Follow me!

Jesse Fan: Out of my way, chickens!

Jesse Fan: Oof!

Jesse Fan: Wait!

Jesse Fan: Hey! I`m up here!

Jesse Fan: Somebody, help me!

Jesse Fan: Guys!

Jesse Fan: Lukas!

Lukas: You guys left me down there! Abandoned me!

Jesse Fan: No! We were trying to warn Gabriel and get him to help!

Petra: Jesse Fan!

Jesse Fan: Wait -- wait! We have to saty together!

Petra: Jesse! Help me!

Jesse Fan: I can`t hold on!

Jesse Fan: Noooooooo!

Jesse Fan: Do we still have everyone?

Gabriel: We must set out for my fortress -- we`ll be better protected there.

Petra: Thanks for that just now.

Jesse Fan: Yeah, well, now we`re eve-

Petra: Incoming!

Gabriel: Stay together, Everybody

Gabriel: We`ll be safe as soon as we get to my temple.

Gabriel: Everyone, keep going!

Gabriel: We`ll meet up on the other side!

Gabriel: The temple is just up ahead! Follow me!'

Gabriel: Hurry! Inside the temple!

Gabriel: The inner chamber is built entirely of obsidian. We should be untouchable in there.

JTPM: *Screams*

Gabriel: Hurry! If you can get through the portal, you`ll be safe!

Order: Uh, something`s not right here.

JTPM: It`s not lit! We need something to light it.

Petra: Everyone! Get in! Now!

Gabriel: Aaaaaaaah!

Jesse Fan: Gabriel!

Gabriel: Thank you.

Gabriel: There are so many of them... I-i can`t save them all.

Gabriel: I can`t stop this by myself. We need to find the others.

Jesse Fan: Others?

Gabriel: Soren was been missing for years. But the others -- you must seek them out.

Gabriel: Take this amulet. And guard it with your life.

Gabriel: You can do this!

Jesse Fan: How am i supposed to find Magnus and Ellegaard?

Gabriel: The amulet will guide you.

Gabriel: Take it through the portal, and then --

Petra: You two: go through the protal and meet up with the others. i`ll stay here and do whatever i can.

Petra: Go on, Jesse, go!

Petra: Get through that portal, now!

Jesse Fan: Petram you`ve got to go through the portal with us!

Petra: Sorry. Jesse. This is something I`ve got to do.

Petra: If anything happens, I`ll meet you guys at the temple.

Jesse Fan: Lukas!

Jesse Fan: Oh, no!

Gabriel: Can`t -- get -- away from it!

Petra: Jesse! Do something!

Gabriel: Somebody! Help!

Petra: Thanks Jesse! Gabriel`s still up there!

Gabriel: Jesse!!! Go!!!

Jesse Fan: No!

Order: Where`s Petra?

Lukas: We did everything we could.

Order: What are you saying?

JTPM: Jesse? What is he talking about?

JTPM: Because it doesn`t sound...

Jesse Fan: It was chaos. There wasn`t much i could do.

Lukas: Jesse`s right.

Jesse Fan: Petra is still up there.

Lukas: I got scared. Just for a second.

Order: You got scared?

Lukas: It wasn`t my fault.

Order: You got scared and it`s not your fault?

JTPM: Back off, Order.

Order: We gotta go back.

JTPM: No! We just have to wait.

JTPM: Think about what you`re walking into.

Jesse Fan: We should go back.

JTPM: She just needs more time.

Jesse Fan: Petra needs our help.

Jesse Fan: We`re going.

Lukas: Hey! There she is!

Jesse Fan: Come on... Come on!

Ivor: You again.

Order: Gah!

Jesse Fan: Ivor.

Ivor: You ruined everything!

Ivor: Don`t pretend you don`t know, thief. You took my most valuable potion...

Jesse Fan: This is all your fault!

Ivor: I had a plan! Any you interfered.

Jesse Fan: Your plan was to set off a Wither in a theater full of people.

Ivor: A wither i could control. That is, until you showed up.

Ivor: There`s nothing left up there! Nothing but that Wither Storm.

Order: Why are we wasting time talking to this jerk? We have to go and get Petra!

Ivor: The girl. I saw her.

Lukas: What?

Ivor: While i was running toward the portal i passed her.

Ivor: She was running in the opposite direction.

Ivor: Such bravery. Of course, there`s a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

Ivor: And your friend has crossed it.

Jesse Fan: She`s going to make it.

Ivor: You`re concerned about your friend. It`s admirable.

Ivor: You`re all going to be dead, very soon.

Jesse Fan: We`ll see about that.

Ivor: You don`t even realize... you`re in danger -- right now.

Jesse Fan: So are you.

Ivor: Through that tunnel is a network of minecarts built by the Order of the Stone.

Ivor: It`s your only way out.

Order: We should go that way.

Lukas: Time`s wasting. Let`s go.

Jesse Fan: I don`t remember asking for your help!

Ivor: It`s not for my sake.

Jesse Fan: Yeha, well, keep it to yourself.

Ivor: There`s nothing left up there.

Ivor: Nothing but that monster.

Order: What was that?

Ivor: I would wish you good luck, but luck won`t carry you though the Nether.

Ivor: You have my sympathies.

Order: Let`s get out of here!

Jesse Fan: Run!

JTPM: This must be what Ivor was talking about.

Jesse Fan: Everybody, hold on!

Lukas: Wow. The Nether.

JTPM: Yeah... That is a lot of lava. And fire. And other things that could burn you to death.

Jesse Fan: Oh no.

Lukas: Oh that`s a drop. That is very, very much a drop.

Order: What are you talking about, new guy? What drrrrOh crap! You weren`t kidding.

Jesse Fan: Everybody, hold on!

Jesse Fan: Oh, no.

Lukas: Duck!

JTPM: Watch it!

Order: Okay, so i`m not the only seeing that we`re running out of track, right?

Lukas: No!

Order: Good!

JTPM: Jesse! That switch! Now! Do It!

Jesse Fan: Ohhh arms don`t fail me now...

Jesse Fan: Ye-ah! Woo!

Jesse Fan: Haha, wow. I thought something bad was going to happen there but, heh, i guess everything`s going to be...

Jesse Fan: Whoa!

JTPM: Jesse!

Order: No!

Lukas: Whoa!

JTPM: Wait!

Order: Oh,man!

Jesse Fan: Uhhhhhhh, Axel? Olivia? Reuben? Anybody?!

Jesse Fan: Hang on, Reuben!

Jesse Fan: Rueben!!

Jesse Fan: Okay Reuben, remember when i said everything was going to be just fine before? I know i was wrong then but i have a very good feeling about this time...

Jesse Fan: Whoa!

Jesse Fan: Duck!

Jesse Fan: Well. Ghasts are officially crossed off my to-see list. Done with the Ghasts. Never need to see them --

Jesse Fan: Ahhh crap.

Jesse Fan: This-is-bad,this-is-bad, this-is-bad.

Jesse Fan: Is... Ha.. Is everyone okay?

Order: I mean I`m not dead. I guess that`s pretty good.

JTPM: Ditto. Ditto with the not dead.

Lukas: I just can`t believe that Petra comes down here all the time... This place is awful.

Lukas: Your throat`s going to be sore later, Order.

Order: Why?

Jesse Fan: You know how you those experiences you remember and reminisce about fot the rest of your lives?

Order: Yeah?

Jesse Fan: This isn`t one of those. Let`s never discuss this ever again.

Jesse Fan: Can you throw up... like, inside your body?

JTPM: Uh-huh I know becuase i just did, about five times.

Jesse Fan: Wow-- look at this place!

JTPM: All these tracks converge at this point. You could probably get anywhere in the world from here.

Jesse Fan: There`s the portal!

Lukas: This is what Gabriel was talking about.

Order: That`s our way out.

JTPM: It must lead back to the surface.

Lukas: The surface is also where that creature is.

Jesse Fan: He`s right. We have no idea what we`re walking into. It could be dangerous.

Lukas: Thanks for being so brave, Order.

Order: All right. I`m gonna go. I`m going. I`m going right now.

Order: Like right, right now.

Jesse Fan: I`ll go first.

Order: That`s not what i was saying.

Jesse Fan: I`m going.

Order: Well, if you absolutely insist.

Jesse Fan: Well -- see you guys on the other side, i guess.

JTPM: Be careful.

Order: Thanks Jesse.

Jesse Fan: Okay... not what i was expecting.

Jesse Fan: Uh, man. That was close.

Jesse Fan: There was a zombie.

Order: Uh... is it dead? I mean, you know, dead-dead?

Jesse Fan: Yeah.

JTPM: Where are we?

Jesse Fan: In the dark; in the middle of nowhere.

Lukas: Maybe we should bed down for the night. It`s dangerous to be out when it`s this dark.

Order: I thought we were headed toward a temple.

JTPM: We`re looking for a giant building. It should be pretty obvious.

Lukas: Ivor said...

Order: Uhhh. "Ivor said," Well, then maybe this is the temple.

Order: I`m being sarcastic.

JTPM: Order... come on.

Jesse Fan: We have to build a shelter.

Lukas: I thought that was what i said, but...

JTPM: You`re right... we should hurry.

JTPM: I say we build a treehouse.

Order: That`ll take forever. And we`ll be exposed while we do it. We just need a quick and dirty hut.

Lukas: Look, whatever it is? We gotta do it fast.

Lukas: What?

JTPM: In a hut, we won`t know what`s coming until it`s knocking on our door.

Order: A treehouse is going to be spider town. I hate spiders.

Jesse Fan: Let`s build a hut. It won`t take as long.

JTPM: It`s not...

Order: That`s it, JTPM. Jesse made the call.

Jesse Fan: We should get started.

JTPM: All that work and we`re still eye level with monsters that are going to try to kill us.

Order: It`s done. it`s over. We aren`t talking about it anymore.

Lukas: We could have maybe done like a multi-level thing, but... it`s too late now. I mean, it`s... it`s cool.

Jesse Fan: Let`s keep it together, guys.

Order: Oh, man!

Order: I`m going to tell you something, you have to promise not to freak out.

Jesse Fan: What is it?

Order: I have cookies.

Order: One for me.

Order: One for JTPM.

Order: One for Jesse Fan.

Jesse Fan: Thanks, Axel.

Order: And one for Rueben.

Order: Sorry, Lukas, I`ll only have 4.

Lukas: Uh, no, it`s all right, I`ll not that hungry anyway.

Jesse Fan: Take it, Lukas.

Lukas: Uh, no, no I-- can`t do that.

Jesse Fan: I insist.

Lukas: Thanks Jesse Fan.

Order: That was for you, Jesse. Not him.

JTPM: If you had to... which would you rather fight... a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?

Jesse Fan: Choose wisely...

Lukas: That`s a good one. Let me think.

Order: How could you guys joke at a time like this?

Order: Petra is still out there.

Order: She`s all by herself.

Order: There`s nothing funny about that.

Jesse Fan: All right. No more jokes, then.

Order: Sorry, I`m just...

Jesse Fan: We all are.

Lukas: Fine, then. We should get some rest. We gotta start looking for this temple as early as we can.

Lukas: Now, my guess is, if we start at the portal and kind of spilt up --

Order: Whoa, What are you doing?

Lukas: Did i do something to you?

Lukas: I`d really like to know.

Lukas: You keeps getting on my case for what seems like no reason.

Jesse Fan: He`s just trying to help.

Lukas: See?

Order: Sorry, Jesse Fan i`m not gonna sit here and listen to this guy telling us what`s what.

Lukas: I`m just trying to get ready for tomorrow.

Order: You`re only the one wearing that stupid jacket, don`t tell us what to do.

Lukas: Take that back.

Order: Can`t. Wouldn`t.

Lukas: You know what, i get to wear this jacket because i know how to build.

Lukas: That doesn`t mean I don`t know how to break things.

Order: Your threats don`t scare me, now that we know how you really are.

Lukas: Jesse... your friend is out of line.

Lukas: I wasn`t going to bring in up.

Lukas: But i can only take so much.

Jesse Fan: Let`s just drop it.

Order: Don`t be like that, Jesse.

Jesse Fan: Just drop it.

Order: Haven`t you done enough damage for one day?

Order: Petra might be dead because of you.

JTPM: You`re taking this too far, Order.

Lukas: I don`t have to take this.

Lukas: Listen... why don`t i just leave and let you guys hash this out.

JTPM: You can leave. It`s dangerous out there.

Lukas: I can take care of myself.

Lukas: It`s what Axel wants, right?

Order: Let him leave if he wants to leave.

Jesse Fan: You`re not going anywhere.

Order: But Jesse...

Jesse Fan: That`s enough. We`re all on the same team now. He`s staying.

Lukas: Zombie-sized chickens. That`s what i`d fight.

JTPM: Why`s that?

Lukas: 'Cause i`m starving.

Lukas: Thanks for keeping me around, Jesse.

Jesse Fan: Yeah.

Jesse Fan: You doing okay?

Lukas: It was a rough night.

Jesse Fan: It happens... we were all tired and... I`m just glad you`re okay.

Lukas: Thanks for being so cool about it.

Jesse Fan: See anything?

Lukas: Hey! There`s something over that way!

JTPM: What is it?

Lukas: Some kind of building. I think.

Jesse Fan: Let`s get a closer look.

Jesse Fan: This has to be the place!

Order: What is this place?

JTPM: That`s what we`re trying to figure out.

Lukas: It`s the Temple of the Order of the Stone.

JTPM: Lukas, are you sure?

Jesse Fan: He`s right! Look.

Order: Holy crap.

JTPM: Do you think they`re in there?

Order: Let`s go in and find out.

Jesse Fan: Let`s just all be careful.

JTPM: Okay.

Jesse Fan: If you spot anything call it out. We don`t have a lot of time.

Order: Isn`t it weird how dispensers are carved to look like spooky little faces?

Order: What do you dispense, little guy?

JTPM: I`lllll get the feeling that we don`t really wanna find out.

Jesse Fan: Get behind me.

Jesse Fan: Gah!

Lukas: What`s that?

Order: That`s probably not a good thing.

Order: Aw, come on dispenser faces! i thought we were friends!

Jesse Fan: Run!

Jesse Fan: We`re trapped!

Lukas: We activated the dispensers with that pressure plate. If we can figure out a way to trigger it again, i`ll bet that`ll shut`em off.

Jesse Fan: There`s a crafting table. Maybe we can make something useful.

JTPM: Out of what? We don`t have anything. All of our tools and materials are back home.

Jesse Fan: All right, everyone. Empty your pockets. Let`s see what we`ve got to work with.

Lukas: I have a few sticks left over from building the shelter last night.

JTPM: I`ve got some flint... A piece of string.

Order: All i have are some chicken feathers i picked up after that chicken machine exploded.

Jesse Fan: Let`s see... I`ve got some flint and steel. A sword. Oh, and some string from a spider that i fought in the woods earlier.

JTPM: String, sticks, flint and feathers.

Jesse Fan: Let`s do this.

Lukas: All right!

Order: The Dead Enders` luck is changing.

Lukas: This... must be their enchantment room.

Order: Doesn`t this look like Ivor`s creepy basement?

Jesse Fan: Find anything useful?

Lukas: Not sure about "useful" but... definitely intersting. There is a lot of history in this room.

Jesse Fan: The battle was fierce, but the Order of the Stone emerged triumpnant, saving the land and ensuring that peace and prosperity would reign forever.

Lukas: Well, not exactly forever.

Jesse Fan: These five members... five friends.

Jesse Fan: Together, would give so much to gain thir rightful place, as five heroes.

Jesse Fan: They would author their own end.

Jesse Fan: They would slay a dragon.'

JTPM: Ivor was a member of the Order of the Stone.

JTPM: The stories never mentioned him...

Lukas: This is so crazy.

JTPM: They lied to us. They lied to the whole world.

Order: Why would they do this?

Lukas: This is so crazy.

Jesse Fan: The Order might not be what we thought they were, but Petra is still out there. That monster is still out there.

Lukas: Jesse`s right. We need to focus on what focus on what we came here to do.

JTPM: Where do these stairs go?

Jesse Fan: Hopefully someplace with less flying arrows.

Order: Now this is cool.

Jesse Fan: Wow.

Order: What happened to the walls?

Jesse Fan: More like, what happened to this whole place?

JTPM: This must have been where they met.

Order: So where are they then?

Jesse Fan: Gabriel said that once we find the temple, the amulet would lead us to the Order of the Stone.

Order: Well what are you waiting for? Pull it out then.

JTPM: Is...something supposed to happen?

Order: Well, that was a let down.

Jesse Fan: There`s got to be something we`re missing. Look around and see id you can find anything.

Jesse Fan: Wow.

Jesse Fan: It`s the same as the amulet...

JTPM: We`re in the Temple of the Order of the stone. The Oder`s actual Temple.

JTPM: Who`d of thought it, huh? A bunch of small towners like us wrapped up in an adventure like this.

Jesse Fan: Yeah. Pretty insane. I just hope we all come out the other side in one piece.

Jesse Fan: Hey Reuben. Find any clues?

Rueben: I hadn`t find any clues.

Jesse Fan: It`s a map of the entire world.

Jesse Fan: This is way nicer than the one at EnderCon.

Jesse Fan: Find anything interesting in that book?

Lukas: The only thing I`ve found so far is that the amulet was used to track the postions of the members of the order.

Jesse Fan: And...does it mention how?

Lukas: It`s less technical and... well, more historical.

Jesse Fan: Whatcha looking at?

Order: Nothing. Whatever.

Jesse Fan: Order...?

Order: I was just trying to figure out where Petra might be.

Order: I mean, I know she`s going to be fine... But i was just curious.

Jesse Fan: We`re gonna find her.

JTPM: It`s absolutely incredible.

JTPM: How did they build this?

JTPM: Okay. Now i`m pressed.

Jesse Fan: This looks like some sort of tracking system.

Jesse Fan: It`s the Order! It`s showing where they are right now!

Lukas: Look, we don`t know enough about how this thing works. Maybe the amulet only tracks them they`re on the surface. Or maybe it doesn`t work when they`re in the Nether. We have to go off of what we do know.

Jesse Fan: Look, Ivor`s still out there somewhere.

Jesse Fan: That Wither Storm is still out there.

Jesse Fan: We *know* that Gabriel was trying to tell us something.

Jesse Fan: We`ve got to find the Order of the Stone.

Order: But... There are only two lights? There are only two members of the Order left?

Jesse Fan: He said Soren was missing.

Lukas: That leaves Magnus...

JTPM:Or Ellegaard.

Jesse Fan: Let`s head out.

Lukas: I`m not going with you guys. I have to stay here.

Lukas: If i know Petra, she`s probably doing everything she can to find this place.

Lukas: She`s still out there. She has to be.

Jesse Fan: But we might need your help out there. You should come with us!

Lukas: Nah, you don`t need me. This is where i should be.

Lukas: If there`s even a small chance she`s alive... I have to stay.

Lukas: Go. Get help.

Lukas: I`m going to focus on making this place safe before nightfall.

Lukas: This temple is pretty big though. If we`re gonna have a chance at fortifying it, i`m going to need some help.

Lukas: If, uh, maybe one of you guys hang back with me?

Order: Sounds like Olivia`ll have you totally covered while me and Jesse are out finding Magnus.

JTPM: "Finding Magnus"?- You really think that`s how its going to go?

JTPM: We need Ellegaard. She the world`s greatest engineer. She`ll figture out a way to stop that thing.

Order: We`re trying to destory it. And when it comes to "destruction", Magnus is the master.

Order: You`re a smart person, Jesse fan. And obvious the smart thing is to go get Magnus.

JTPM: I, heh, think Axel meant "Ellegaard" there, Jesse.

Order: Uh, no, I don`t think i did. Pretty sure Axel meant "Magnus."

JTPM: Jesse Fan. The point is, you should be going to Ellegaard`s. It`s the clear choice to make.

Order: You`ve got to come with me.

JTPM: You`re my best friend, Jesse Fan.

Order: It`s you and me, like always.

JTPM: Think about it, Jesse Fan.

Order: This is more of a gut call.

JTPM: We need to make sure we get this right.

JTPM: We`re not going to get a second shot at this.

Order: Whatever decision you make, I`ll be cool with it.

JTPM: Really?

Order: As long as it`s me.

JTPM: Come on, Jesse Fan. This is an easy call.

Jesse Fan: Get ready to roll, Axel. We`re gonna go find Magnus.

Order: Let`s do this.

Jesse Fan: JTPM, you stay here with Lukas and get the place ready for when Petra comes back, okay?

JTPM: Fine. But i`m only doing this for Petra.

Jesse Fan: I`ll take it.

Lukas: Uh...guys?

Lukas: Please hurry.

Narrator: Next time on Jesse fan`s Tales, Jesse Fan and Order return to find Magnus The Rogue. Will they face poor control in Boom Town? Or will they continue the Rampage against the Wither Storm? Only time will tell. Chapter 9 ends.

Chapter 10: Going Boom Town with Order
Narrator: Previously on Jesse Fan`s tales, When Heroes came brave, They will do anything to stop this Wither storm disaster but, The Wither storm that Ivor made was too strong, but the question remains, Will it be enough to save the world? Only time can tell. Chapter 10 begins.

Order: Wooooo-hooooo!!

Order: Aw come on, Jesse. You`re not even having a little fun?

Order: I mean, I am!

Order: I mean, sure, the world`s in danger, but this is our chance to be heroes!

Order: Breathe in the Sluphur!

Order: Enjoy yourself!

Jesse Fan: Were in the Nether!

Jesse Fan: Watch out for monsters, okay?

Order: Aw, you`re always looking for the negative in things.

Jesse Fan: If we don`t get the Order back together, the Witherstorm is going to eat everything.

Jesse Fan: That means we need to get to Magnus as soon as freaking possible!

Order: You know what? You`re right. We`re gonna find Magnus, bring him back, he`ll totally know how to blow that thing sky high!

Order: Uh... Dude!

Jesse Fan: AHHHHHH!

Order: Whooooah!

Order: Oof.

Jesse Fan: Ow,ow,ow,ow.

Jesse Fan: Hide!

Order: Why does it hate us so much?!

Jesse Fan: THE MINECARTS!

Order: Hurry! Use something on that ghast.

Jesse Fan: Okay, think fast, Jesse... What to choose?

Order: Just, um, don`t miss okay? I don`t want it to hate us even more.

Jesse Fan: Skewered! Ha!

Jesse Fan: Time to move, buddy! Let`s go!

Order: You were awesome, Jesse! With that ghast, and chasing the minecart...! That is, like, the perfect warmup for when we get to Boom Town.

Jesse Fan: "Boom Town"?

Order: Yeah! Boom Town!

Narrator: *Jesse Fan and Order gets out of the Minecart*

Order: I liked it when you went first last time.

Order: Maybe you should take this one again.

Jesse Fan: AHHH!

Order: AHHH!

Jesse Fan: Just be careful, okay? One wrong step.

Order and Jesse Fan: AHHH!

Jesse Fan: AHHH!

Jesse Fan: (Surprised)

Order: Whoa. You see that? Utter chaos, man!

Griefer #1: Your loot is mine, Brigand!

Griefer #2: Woooohooohoo you`ll have to catch me first, anvil foot!

Jesse Fan: Whoa! um, I hope they`re okay.

Order: And iif they`re not, at least they died doing what they loved.

Rueben: Oink!

Jesse Fan: Wow!

Jesse Fan: This explosion looks really fresh.

Order: Smells fresh too!

Jesse Fan: How does anyone live here? Are they nuts?

Order: They`re adventurous Jesse! It`s awesome!

Jesse Fan: Wow - A cactus! You don`t see those back home.

Order: I`d take it as a souvenir but I don`t wanna stick it in my pants.

Jesse Fan: Good call, buddy.

Jesse Fan: Do all these banners belong to different griefers?

Jesse Fan: The graphic design for some of these is..... questionable at best.

Jesse Fan: Eesh.

Order: Well, have you have it, Jesse Fan. Boom Town in all its glory! What do you think?

Order: It``s like i`ve finally come home.

Order: These are my people.

Order: And listen to that..... They speak my language!

Jesse Fan: Hey, Boom Town sure does keep you on your toes. Exciting stuff, huh?

Order: Yeah! Yeah! Now you`re getting it!

Griefer #3 and Griefer #4: You got to be kidding me!

Order: Dude, it`s Freakin` glowing!

Order: Dude, I think you`re onto something there...

Jesse Fan: This glow... I think I know what it means!

Jesse Fan: And look! It glows brighter when i move it in certain directions!

Jesse Fan: Eaaasy does it.... Easy.

Order: Maybe to the left? No. The right.

Order: I mean your left. Right. I mean.... you`re right. About left.

Jesse Fan: Axel, you`re stressing me out with that.

Order: Whoa.

Jesse Fan: Whoa.

Jesse Fan: Ding ding ding! Looks like that spire is where we`ll find Magnus!

Nohr: Hey there, new people.

Nohr: You. ah, you said you know where Magnus is?

Nohr: All the Griefers in Boom Town want to find Magnus, y`know.

Jesse Fan: Why do you want to know so badly?

Nohr: Oh... No reason.

Griefer #5: What`s going on?

Griefer #2: Nohr found some noobs with a thingy that can find Magnus.

Order: Jesse...?

Nohr: Bunch of scavengers! This drop is mine!

Jesse Fan: You better keep away from us, or I`lll make you hurt in places you didn`t even know existed.

Order: Get back here with that!

Griefer #2 and Griefer #3: Get him!

Griefer #3: I need that thing, come back!

Nohr: Oh Mighty Magnus! I have for you this offering--!

Nohr: Nooooo!

Fish Griefer: Ha ha ha!

Nohr: Bunch`a noobs!

Order: Hey. Are they going to same way?

Jesse Fan: They`re working together.

Fisher Griefer: This is just how we do it in Boom Town!

Jesse Fan: Which one took the amulet?

Jesse Fan: I`ll get the one with the fishing pole, you get the little blue-haired creep!

Fisher Griefer: Think fast!

Jesse Fan: Whoa!

Fisher Grief: Your training is coming along nicely, Noob!

Jesse Fan: Just give me the Amulet!

Fisher Grief: Gezz pal, no need to shout. Here--

Jesse Fan: Whoa.

Fisher Grief: our reasonable conversaaaatioooonnnn*

Griefer #6: My turn!

Griefer #6: Hee hee hee!

Order: Hey! Did Nohr come this way?

Jesse Fan: Yeah! And she had the Amulet again!

Jesse Fan: Stop right there.

Nohr: How about "no?!" Ha!

Order: Augh! These bricks will take forever to punch through!

Jesse Fan: Luckily I think I found us a punch-free entrance...

Nohr: Sorry guys, but i`ve been trying to find Magnus for way too long for you to stop me now!

Jesse Fan: Oh bad.

Order: Jesse Fan, look out!

Order: Way too close!

Nohr: You know what you remind me of? This song i had stuck in my head once.

Nohr: I just couldn`t get it to go away!

Jesse Fan: Gahhh-oh man!!

Nohr: Okay little amulet... Show me the way.

Nohr: Of course, not sure what I`ll do when i get there... But that`s Future Nohr`s problem.

Nohr: I bet future Nohr is very successful.

Jesse Fan: ARRRGH!

Jesse Fan: Give it back! This is more important than you know!

Nohr: Uh-oh!

Jesse Fan: Not again!

Griefer #6: Ha! Nice. What did I tell you about teamwork?

Nohr: What? But i`m the one who said we should work together.

Griefer #6: No you didn`t! Give me that.

Jesse Fan: Got it! I actually got it!

Nohr: Quick! Flush`em out!

Narrator: *Sounds craziness to Jesse*

Jesse Fan: Order, Magnus is somewhere in that building above us! He`s gotta be close!

Order: Then Quick! Toss me the Amulet!

Order: You`re surrounded by griefers and they`re gonna tear you apart!

Order: Well?

Order: Jesse, we need to move now!

Jesse Fan: Just... don`t lose it!

Order: Hey, don`t worry about me. I got this. You just keep them distracted.

Griefer #6: He`s at the top.

Griefer #2: Yeah, that`s were I saw `em.

Jesse Fan: I love a good table-turning... Excellent.

Griefer #3: Oh, no you don`t! Get back here!

Jesse Fan: Well hel`lo, opportunity.

Order: Jesse Fan! You made it.

Jesse Fan: You don`t need to sound so surprised.

Jesse Fan: Do you have the amulet?

Order: Of course! Me and the pig, we totally rocked it!

Jesse Fan: Well, I`m glad everyone`s safe.

Jesse Fan: Good boy, Reuben. Magnus, here we come!

Order: Huh. Maybe it`s, I don`t know, locked or something? That`s a thing people do to important doors right?

Narrator: *Jesse Fan knocked on Magnus`s door*

Order: Fine. Knocked worked. For once.

Jesse Fan: So it seens. Let`s get in there.

Order: Right behind you.

Narrator: *Jesse Fan and Order falling down to the basement of Magnus`s tower*

Narrator: Next time on 247952`s Tales, Will Jesse Fan and Order meet Magnus? or Will Jesse Fan and Order do the Death Bowl in Boom Town? Only time can tell. Chapter 10 ends.

Continuing when Book 2 comes on.